In The Style of : Darkly Dreaming Dexter
Written By:Lobo Di Noccento
Written On:Thursday January 25th 2007
Written At: 1:24 AM C.S.T.

Cash Cropping Our Dead and Enslaving the Lifers;
Making Military Schools, to turn our kids into Snipers.
Entertainment to Deadin our Heads and, our Hearts;
So We are not so phased, when tearing another human being apart.

Its time once again to start the killing;
So, joyous, so fun go on out and, get a gun.
Get some strong Hemp Rope and a blindfold or two;
The next part is easy to do.

Kidnap a Senator of a Red State;
Then take them off to someplace.
When you get there,beat them till they are black&blue;
If given the chance they'd do it to you;

Now Strip them down completely bare;
Leave them not even a stitch of underwear;

Then shave off all their, body hair;

Then shove them in a Metal chair;
That you have Welded to the floor;
Then get ready to even up the score.

Then slap em hard and get them awake;
You will really enjoy this part for goodness sake.

Next take a pliers and, remove all their teeth one by one;
Its Very Teadious but lots of fun;
Now after your done cut out their tongue.

The next part is really easy to do
For this you'll need Reinforced Wire and,SuperGlue
Now, SuperGlue their mouths shut, then sew their mouths up;

Then take your bone saw and, cut off their Arms and, Legs;
Leave them with just stumpy pegs;
This part next is not very unique;
However, Seal off the Wounds with a Hot Poker's Heat.

Now knock them out and,Place a well made noose around their neck;
Make sure its loose as heck;
Then tie the other end of the rope to the back end of your well gased up and, well maintained water ski boat; Make sure its the kind that can handle the attachment of a rope; All-so make sure that it has great torque, power and, speed
for what you'll be doing its a need

Then, shove the torso,arms and, legs into a Non-Toxic Bio-Degradable Bag;
Seal it up but make sure there is enough room for the rope's drag

Just to make everything nice and, neat destroy the hands and, feet;
Grind them down into doggy meat.

Next Clean Up, Break Down and, Get Rid Of all your equipment;
Because, yes it will make all the difference.

Next wake the Senator up one last time this is the part that is sublime;
Take a Big sharp dagger and, pierce their stomache multiple times;
Then throw the bag in the boat and, give the take off sign.
Now, for them its dyin time

Once out into the middle of the Pacific Ocean get things going in motion;
Throw the bloody bag in;
Then drag it along till you see shark fins

Then Cut the Rope and Drive away;
Did i mention it was Tuesday?